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smallhound

02:53 pm

Do you ever pick up things with your feet?
I do it a lot, especially when I'm cleaning. There's too much shit on the ground for me to be constantly bending over.

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oscarwildelove

02:52 pm

When is the next time you have to work?
What color is your hair? Do you like it?
How often does your bathroom get cleaned?
How many aunts and uncles do you have?

neanahe

01:00 pm - Wednesday – The Whooping

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My kid brother Ron has always been weird, from the time he was small. My mother worried it was her fault. She was almost 39 when he was born and had scheduled a tubal ligation immediately after his birth, so he was induced in order to accommodate the surgeon's schedule. In addition to this, my mom's policy was to stop nursing her babies as soon as they got teeth and started to bite. Ron's teeth came in early, at 5 months old. She thought that taking him out of the womb and away from the breast before he was ready may have adversely affected him.

As a child, I was too guilt ridden to tell her that I was pretty sure it was my fault that Ron was weird, because when he was 4 and I was 5 I stood by and let him take an ass beating that I had coming and he didn't. Until Ron was in college and was diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder, I thought that perhaps this whooping had warped him beyond repair.

My mother died before she got the chance to learn that her youngest child was simply organically and physiologically strange, through no fault of her own. I was glad to be off the hook. Twenty five years after the whooping, I even apologized to Ron about the whooping. I hoped he didn't even remember it, but he did. Decency prevents me from typing out what he said I ought to have done to me for putting him through that, but lets just say he did not graciously accept my apology the way I hoped he would.

( Little Girls Will Look You in The Eye and Lie )

Current Mood: drunk

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latenightdrives

11:01 am

What is one event in the future whose outcome you would like to know now?

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rumor33

01:47 pm

Is it creepy to model sims after people you know in real life? Would you be weirded out if you found out someone had modeled one after you?

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spacefem

12:44 pm

is your car fully insured, or do you have liability only?

If your car was worth, say, $2000, would you have it fully insured?

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bizbooliz

10:33 am

Poll #1430232 Redbox and I have been together for a whole year!
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

Which movie should I rent for free from Redbox? These are my choices...

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etoiletpapillon

10:16 am

When you're sick, do you like people to take care of you, or would you rather not be bothered and left to yourself?

For me, I don't want anything but people with me: to lay on, to get my medicine, to watch movies on the couch with. It's not that I'm a particularly needy person, it just brings comfort.

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plasmic_slime

06:19 pm

So, Harry Potter was a bit of a dissapointment with not much excitement, right?

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phantom_llama

12:16 pm

If you exercise regularly/semi-regularly, do you have a specific goal?
Lose 20 pounds

What's the last thing, physically, about yourself that you view as a positive change?
For the first time in my life, I have lower back dimples. I guess all the swimming and pullups have really been toning my back more than I thought.

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fourcorners

10:19 am

Poll #1430227 For $3,000,000 would you...
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

...eat a small chocolate donut you found on the floor in a gas station restroom? Someone obviously dropped the snack on route to the toilet and there's no telling how long it's been there or what it's been exposed to, but chocolate will probably overwhelm any other flavors

...spend two minutes in a bull ring with an enraged bull? You'll be dressed in a bright colored outfit with lots of eye-catching shimmery shawls and tassles and whatnot attached at various points, which will probably draw Toro's interest to you as if being the sole figure in the arena wouldn't do so already. You'll stay in there for 2 minutes, sans rodeo clowns or any help whatsoever

...be the poster boy/girl for herpes? There will be a well-advertised series of commercials promoting safe sex, with a few actors talking about how they were careless and now have various STDs. You'll be herpes, and they'll put realistic-looking makeup on you so it looks like you're having a ridiculous flareup on your lips. The overall effect is pretty icky and it's your face that people will remember from this ad, and you'll become a pop culture hit as Leno and Letterman put you in their monologues. The world will think you really have herpes and you'll be recognized everywhere you go as that unclean one. Still, it's 3m and people may have short memories and your family and friends know the truth, right?

...be the cause of another 100,000 lost jobs? Just by taking the money, you'll be taking all future paychecks out of theirs and their family's hands for that's where your millions are coming from. Hey, the economy might bounce back

...switch 50 vials of flu shots with placebos in your city? That means 50 people who are getting their immunizations will actually be getting colored water and still be vulnerable to the flu.

...tattoo unsightly and realistic body hair all over your legs, ass and crotch? Done by a master artist, you'll look like a wooly goat below the waist and only within a distance of 12" can the viewer tell it's ink and not yeti shag. You must keep the drawn-on hair for at least 6 months. It'll probably be a little painful to have all those tats put on and it'll take a long while. Also, it'll take a good while to remove them all afterwards

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smokeswirls

01:10 pm

My ex somehow found the personal website of my new boyfriend, and I have no idea how he pulled this one off because:

a). My new boyfriend's first name is very uncommon. I told my ex his name ONCE and I never spelled it out or anything, and there is no way that you can "guess" how his name is spelled because it's not very phonetic.
b). The only other details I gave to my ex about my new boyfriend is that we all (me, my ex, and my new bf) all went to the same college (which is huge so the chances of him knowing my new bf is VERY slim), and his major.


My asshole of an ex started criticizing the artwork featured on my boyfriend's site. I know he did this because he's still bitter about the breakup.

HOW did he find my boyfriend's site with such little information I provided??!

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hammersickle

01:11 pm - potential TQC meetup!!

Well, hello there, TQC.

As of tomorrow morning, cpl593h and I will be in North Carolina, in the general vicinity of Camp Lejeune. So, I have two questions:

1. What are some fun things to do in that area?
2. If you live around there, would you want to meet up with us some time between tomorrow and Saturday?

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ekesobriquet

10:09 am

I'm a model, you know what I mean...
wait, TQC, do you know what I mean?

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ylno_yaw_eno

01:05 pm

TQC, is it acceptable to sneeze on your hand and then wipe it on your pants?

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fapplejuice

12:57 pm

What songs should I put on my playlist for when I go running?

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djmadadam

12:51 pm

What exotic fruits and vegetables have you eaten?

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anovulation

12:32 pm - I haven't heard anything about her or the baby or anything in quite some time.

Did Jamie Lynn Spears fall off the face of the earth?

Also, do you like to eat any sort of dip with your pretzels? I'm addicted to French onion dip! OMNOMNOM

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i_am_laurentius

12:21 pm

These questions are specific to Those who live in Iowa City/Cedar Rapids area (Iowans in general may also answer, though).

- What birds do you generally see out your window?

- Do Iowan universities generally have good gender-studies/women's studies/LGBT programs? Or student life?

- What do people (both in university and out) think of the above?

- What trees do they put up along sidewalks?



These questions are for everyone.

- Did you like Transformers2?

- Preferred hair length?

- What's the last delicious thing you ate?

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pixiebitch

09:29 am

I am currently at jury duty.

Do you hate jury duty? Love it? Indifferent?

Will you link me to some entertaining (the longer the better) websites that are appropriate to be viewing while in a courthouse using their internet?

Current Mood: bored